A few postcards inspired by corporate Tokyo...
Corporate Tokyo Hell - Meat Money
Corporate Tokyo Hell - Queen Bee Syndrome
Corporate Tokyo Hell - Leaning Away
Tour de France 2017: Stages 15-21
Stage 15:
Monday Morning DS: Landa, you da real MVP.
Stage 16:
Monday Morning DS: Matthews winning all the Sagan stages.
Stage 17:
Monday Morning DS: EBH CAN WIN ON THE CHAMPS.
Stage 18:
Monday Morning DS: Bardet - get yellow or die tryin.
Stage 19:
Monday Morning DS: EBH getting laid tonight for the first time in six years.
Stage 20:
Monday Morning DS: OJ's parole hearing was more interesting than this Tour.
Stage 21:
Monday Morning DS: Greipel ROFL. Everyone is RIP and he still can't win. Surprised Froome didn't beat him.
Tour de France 2017: Stages 8-14
Stage 8:
Monday Morning DS: Alright, I'll call you Jane.
Stage 9:
Monday Morning DS: Another one bites the dust; Froome can win just by not crashing out.
Stage 10:
Monday Morning DS: I'm weak as fuck right now. Should change my name to Greipel.
Stage 11:
Monday Morning DS: Fuck Kittel.
Stage 12:
Monday Morning DS: ROFL Froome got Froome-d by Landa.
Stage 13:
Monday Morning DS: Haimar Zebeldia is still racing???
Stage 14:
Monday Morning DS: LOL EBH third, can't make this shit up.
Tour de France 2017: Stages 1-7
Another Tour, another year of collage postcards with quotes from the Monday Morning DS!
Stage 1:
Monday morning DS: RIP Valverde.
Stage 2:
Monday morning DS: Wish Kittel had slipped in the rain.
Stage 3:
Monday morning DS: From almost-nut-smasher to stage winner.
Stage 4:
Monday morning DS: (on Sagan's DQ) Who's gonna come in fourth in sprints now?
Stage 5:
Monday morning DS: Froome wins another Tour.
Stage 6:
Monday morning DS: Bouhanni is a dick.
Stage 7:
Monday morning DS: Pre-Sagan replaced Sagan.
Tour de France 2016: Stages 15-21
Stage 15:
Monday Morning DS: le Bore de France.
Stage 16:
Monday Morning DS: Someone remind Kristoff you're supposed to bike throw at the line, not after. Fucking noob.
Stage 17:
Monday Morning DS: Teejay should change his name to Levi.
Stage 18:
Monday Morning DS: I didn't even know Haimar Zubeldia was still racing.
Stage 19:
Monday Morning DS: Wout Poels the real MVP.
Stage 20:
Monday Morning DS: Fuck this Tour.
Stage 21:
Monday Morning DS: Kittel's poverty gear = three mechanicals LOL. #iamspecialized
Tour de France 2016: Stages 8-14
Stage 8:
Monday Morning DS: New respect for Froome for smacking the fuck out of that fat banana looking dude.
Stage 9:
Monday Morning DS: If Dan Martin ate Chris Froome, he'd still be skinnier than Sagan.
Stage 10:
Monday Morning DS: Sagan gonna Sagan.
Stage 11:
Monday Morning DS: "Shit happens, at least I didn't get beaten, that's the positive we can take home." That's a real Cav quote from today. Translation, "bro, at least I didn't lose."
Stage 12:
Monday Morning DS: Sidi gonna start making running shoes now.
Stage 13:
Monday Morning DS: Cancellara lost to Quintana. Def time to hang it up.
Stage 14:
Monday Morning DS: Kittel, that fat fuck.