Tour de France 2017: Stages 15-21

Stage 15:

Monday Morning DS: Landa, you da real MVP.

stage 15

Stage 16:

Monday Morning DS: Matthews winning all the Sagan stages.

stage 16

Stage 17:

Monday Morning DS: EBH CAN WIN ON THE CHAMPS.

stage 17

Stage 18:

Monday Morning DS: Bardet - get yellow or die tryin.

stage 18

Stage 19:

Monday Morning DS: EBH getting laid tonight for the first time in six years.

stage 19

Stage 20:

Monday Morning DS: OJ's parole hearing was more interesting than this Tour.

stage 20

Stage 21:

Monday Morning DS: Greipel ROFL. Everyone is RIP and he still can't win. Surprised Froome didn't beat him.

stage 21

Tour de France 2017: Stages 1-7

Another Tour, another year of collage postcards with quotes from the Monday Morning DS!

Stage 1:

Monday morning DS: RIP Valverde.

stage 1

Stage 2:

Monday morning DS: Wish Kittel had slipped in the rain.

stage 2

Stage 3:

Monday morning DS: From almost-nut-smasher to stage winner.

stage 3

Stage 4:

Monday morning DS: (on Sagan's DQ) Who's gonna come in fourth in sprints now?

stage 4

Stage 5:

Monday morning DS: Froome wins another Tour.

stage 5

Stage 6:

Monday morning DS: Bouhanni is a dick.

stage 6

Stage 7: 

Monday morning DS: Pre-Sagan replaced Sagan.

stage 7

Tour de France 2016: Stages 1-7

If you don't follow me on Instagram, I've been making collage postcards for every stage of the Tour, combined with commentary from the infamous Monday Morning DS. Here's the first week, in full!

Stage 1:

Stage 2:

Monday Morning DS: Yo, Sagan finally won something.

Stage 3:

Monday Morning DS: Kittel? Fuck Kittel. Only thing Kittel is going to win is another year in Shimano shoes.

Stage 4:

Monday Morning DS: Wow Kittel won. Wowowowowow. Must be 'cause he's on Sidis now.

Stage 5:

Monday Morning DS: You'd think Greg Van Avermaet would fix his shitty fucking teeth.

Stage 6:

Monday Morning DS: Goddamn, Nike, sell me those fucking shoes already!

Stage 7:

Monday Morning DS: Did Nibali even train for this Tour?