Tour de France 2016: Stages 15-21

Stage 15:

Monday Morning DS: le Bore de France.

Stage 16:

Monday Morning DS: Someone remind Kristoff you're supposed to bike throw at the line, not after. Fucking noob.

Stage 17:

Monday Morning DS: Teejay should change his name to Levi.

Stage 18:

Monday Morning DS: I didn't even know Haimar Zubeldia was still racing.

Stage 19:

Monday Morning DS: Wout Poels the real MVP.

Stage 20:

Monday Morning DS: Fuck this Tour.

Stage 21:

Monday Morning DS: Kittel's poverty gear = three mechanicals LOL. #iamspecialized

Tour de France 2016: Stages 8-14

Stage 8:

Monday Morning DS: New respect for Froome for smacking the fuck out of that fat banana looking dude.

Stage 9:

Monday Morning DS: If Dan Martin ate Chris Froome, he'd still be skinnier than Sagan.

Stage 10:

Monday Morning DS: Sagan gonna Sagan.

Stage 11:

Monday Morning DS: "Shit happens, at least I didn't get beaten, that's the positive we can take home." That's a real Cav quote from today. Translation, "bro, at least I didn't lose."

Stage 12:

Monday Morning DS: Sidi gonna start making running shoes now.

stage 12

Stage 13:

Monday Morning DS: Cancellara lost to Quintana. Def time to hang it up.

Stage 14:

Monday Morning DS: Kittel, that fat fuck.