Stage 8:
Monday Morning DS: New respect for Froome for smacking the fuck out of that fat banana looking dude.
Stage 9:
Monday Morning DS: If Dan Martin ate Chris Froome, he'd still be skinnier than Sagan.
Stage 10:
Monday Morning DS: Sagan gonna Sagan.
Stage 11:
Monday Morning DS: "Shit happens, at least I didn't get beaten, that's the positive we can take home." That's a real Cav quote from today. Translation, "bro, at least I didn't lose."
Stage 12:
Monday Morning DS: Sidi gonna start making running shoes now.
Stage 13:
Monday Morning DS: Cancellara lost to Quintana. Def time to hang it up.
Stage 14:
Monday Morning DS: Kittel, that fat fuck.