Tour de France 2016: Stages 1-7

If you don't follow me on Instagram, I've been making collage postcards for every stage of the Tour, combined with commentary from the infamous Monday Morning DS. Here's the first week, in full!

Stage 1:

Stage 2:

Monday Morning DS: Yo, Sagan finally won something.

Stage 3:

Monday Morning DS: Kittel? Fuck Kittel. Only thing Kittel is going to win is another year in Shimano shoes.

Stage 4:

Monday Morning DS: Wow Kittel won. Wowowowowow. Must be 'cause he's on Sidis now.

Stage 5:

Monday Morning DS: You'd think Greg Van Avermaet would fix his shitty fucking teeth.

Stage 6:

Monday Morning DS: Goddamn, Nike, sell me those fucking shoes already!

Stage 7:

Monday Morning DS: Did Nibali even train for this Tour?