"The plan is simple: find God."
TV Series: Preacher (2016- )
Subject: Dominic Cooper as Jesse Custer
Materials used: coffee grounds
Girl Crush
I have a huge girl crush on Stefania Ferrario.
Subject: Australian model Stefania Ferrario
Materials used: Tim Tams
RIP Chester Bennington
RIP.
Subject: singer, songwriter, and Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington
Materials used: almond flour (his favorite food was almond butter)
Tour de France 2017: Stages 15-21
Stage 15:
Monday Morning DS: Landa, you da real MVP.
Stage 16:
Monday Morning DS: Matthews winning all the Sagan stages.
Stage 17:
Monday Morning DS: EBH CAN WIN ON THE CHAMPS.
Stage 18:
Monday Morning DS: Bardet - get yellow or die tryin.
Stage 19:
Monday Morning DS: EBH getting laid tonight for the first time in six years.
Stage 20:
Monday Morning DS: OJ's parole hearing was more interesting than this Tour.
Stage 21:
Monday Morning DS: Greipel ROFL. Everyone is RIP and he still can't win. Surprised Froome didn't beat him.
Tour de France 2017: Stages 8-14
Stage 8:
Monday Morning DS: Alright, I'll call you Jane.
Stage 9:
Monday Morning DS: Another one bites the dust; Froome can win just by not crashing out.
Stage 10:
Monday Morning DS: I'm weak as fuck right now. Should change my name to Greipel.
Stage 11:
Monday Morning DS: Fuck Kittel.
Stage 12:
Monday Morning DS: ROFL Froome got Froome-d by Landa.
Stage 13:
Monday Morning DS: Haimar Zebeldia is still racing???
Stage 14:
Monday Morning DS: LOL EBH third, can't make this shit up.
There Was a Meeting About This
The questionable advertising concepts I’ve recently come across that were apparently approved by a group of people.
1. Pocky Squeeze
I understand they’re trying to suggest that these Pocky snacks taste like freshly squeezed fruit juice, but these resemble ball sack sweat and, well, butt sex.
2. Takara Showroom Commercial
The premise here is that, like using too much shampoo, many homes use too much space in building out their bathrooms, both of which are wasteful. I suppose this is trying to show that Takara Standard, a manufacturer of system baths and kitchens, can use this space more effectively. Unfortunately, this commercial is best described by the words of a friend, who called it “jizz city.”
3. Zexy’s Online Matchmaking Site Logo
A group of people who are paid to brand things apparently decided that the image of a woman bending over would be a great logo for an online matchmaking service.
4. Tyrrell’s Potato Chips
Of all the places they could have photoshopped in a giant, red, phallic object, it had to be in this guy’s lap. At that angle.
5. Maro Hair Products Commercial
Just in case you were wondering how racially insensitive Japan is.