Josh, who makes a regular appearance on this blog, happens to be not only a Photoshop master, but also one of my oldest friends. We actually haven't hung out in real life in basically forever, but given the below, I'm pretty sure he would be the best wingman, EVER.
Josh: yo
adam emailed me back
me: NO FUCKING QAYA
alkfjdal
Josh: hahahahah
panty change time
me: F U
OPMG
OMG
OMG
omg so jealous
Josh: haha
me: BEST MONDAY EVAR
Josh: hahahah
me: WE RIDE THE SAME SIZE BARS IT'S MEANT TO BE [also I like how Adam Hansen's saddle to bar drop is bigger than my crank length...] me: seriously WHY AREN'T I MARRIED TO A PRO CYCLIST BY NOW? because, think about it i can make decent money i'm totally okay with working for a living i like bikes i'm not THAT crazy Josh: hahahha me: the pro peloton should be chasing after me Josh: cause pro cyclists meet their girls in their hometown not at a race except for hincapie me: hey hamilton didn't neither did lance see i have a chance just not with this [Skrillex meets Hitler] haircut
[But without this haircut, I probably wouldn't have discovered this. And yes, it does "keep it up all day."]
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED [NOTE: NOT PHOTOSHOPPED]:
I can die happy.