Tulip

"A woman needs to know how to be strong, stand on her own. Of course, boy or girl, if you're lucky enough to fall in love, you have to be even stronger. Fight like a lion to keep it alive. So that on the day your love is weak enough...or selfish enough...or friggin' stupid enough to run away, you have the strength to track him down and eat him alive."

tulip ohare

TV Series: Preacher (2016- )

Subject: Ruth Negga as Priscilla-Jean Henrietta "Tulip" O'Hare

Materials used: slightly burnt pancake crumbs


 

Tour de France 2017: Stages 15-21

Stage 15:

Monday Morning DS: Landa, you da real MVP.

stage 15

Stage 16:

Monday Morning DS: Matthews winning all the Sagan stages.

stage 16

Stage 17:

Monday Morning DS: EBH CAN WIN ON THE CHAMPS.

stage 17

Stage 18:

Monday Morning DS: Bardet - get yellow or die tryin.

stage 18

Stage 19:

Monday Morning DS: EBH getting laid tonight for the first time in six years.

stage 19

Stage 20:

Monday Morning DS: OJ's parole hearing was more interesting than this Tour.

stage 20

Stage 21:

Monday Morning DS: Greipel ROFL. Everyone is RIP and he still can't win. Surprised Froome didn't beat him.

stage 21

Tour de France 2017: Stages 8-14

Stage 8:

Monday Morning DS: Alright, I'll call you Jane.

stage 8

Stage 9:

Monday Morning DS: Another one bites the dust; Froome can win just by not crashing out.

stage 9

Stage 10:

Monday Morning DS: I'm weak as fuck right now. Should change my name to Greipel.

stage 10

Stage 11:

Monday Morning DS: Fuck Kittel.

stage 11

Stage 12:

Monday Morning DS: ROFL Froome got Froome-d by Landa.

stage 12

Stage 13:

Monday Morning DS: Haimar Zebeldia is still racing???

stage 13

Stage 14:

Monday Morning DS: LOL EBH third, can't make this shit up.

stage 14