GOOOO BOSOX!!!
Subject: Professional baseball player Craig Kimbrel
Materials used: dried cranberries
The Most Famous Cyclist in the World
I share an alma mater and a law school with two failed, Democratic presidential candidates. Both lost to a Bush. But, one of them is currently the most famous (injured) cyclist in the world.
Cyclist: Secretary of State John Kerry
Materials used: dried cranberries
This musical thing
[Also inspired by the lyrics "With black clouds storming / I walk without umbrellas into these woods / Don't need 'em because the mighty trees above will shelter me good / I'm eating berries from bushes of the heavenly good" from "First in Flight."]
Cleaning out the digestive tract of hip hop like cranberries