Copyediting Trolls: Cyclingnews' "Tour of Utah: Dombrowski takes stage 6 victory and yellow jersey at Snowbird"

In the past year or so, I've become increasingly convinced that cycling news websites are either trolling us, or the articles are clever job listings for copyediting positions. First it was the typos, then the riders listed as belonging to the wrong teams. They're just testing our intelligence, I'd thought. Then it started to get worse; lazy, even. Subjects, verbs, and pronouns would be inconsistent in the same sentence. One particular writer seemed determined to suffocate her readers with her rambling, run-on sentences. Despite it all, I made excuses for them. They're on deadlines, I reasoned, typos are inevitable even if other news publications seem to keep them to a minimum. Cycling journalism was, afterall, an industry I would have happily, gladly plunged into. 

Yesterday, I saw this (highlights mine):

The article in question also predictably confuses "to" and "too" (see below) - an elementary mistake that no professional writer should make, but one that's unfortunately rather common in nonprofessional writing. 

But "to" and "TWO"???

And did Joe Dombrowski really mean to say "Ben can really rill it..." or did he mean that Ben can really kill it?

Dear God, Cyclingnews, get it together.

Cecil the lion

You know what makes this whole Cecil the lion killing worse? The fact that the hunter was a dentist. Like he couldn't just go do what other dentists do for fun, like buy some overpriced bike or something. 

Subject: Cecil the lion

Materials used: croissant crumbs

Boxing Bouhanni

I've had a soft spot for Bouhanni for a while now. I'm pretty sure it's because he has a thing for boxing (I had a thing for boxing back in the day), but his French nationality, penchant for Bosox hats, and that eyebrow sweeten the deal, too. 

I'm hoping he gets a sprint win in the next few weeks!

Cyclist: Nacer Bouhanni

Materials used: kouign amann crumbs

And here's what happens when I go head to head with a French pastry: 


Tears and tennis

I anticipated this month as being a busy one, filled with le Tour and cheering on my favorite tennis player, Kei Nishikori, at the Wimbledon. I excitedly spent the last week planning a video around green tea and tennis balls.

And then, at 9pm last night, while I was doing acrobatics around a plate, a tripod, and a cheap lightbox, Nishikori pulled out of the Wimbeldon due to an injury. I almost cried. 

This means I won't be spending my entire day in front of the TV this month. I'm still weeping, though. 

Athlete: tennis player Kei Nishikori

Materials used: green tea leaves

And a quick video of the same: