Subject: singer, songwriter, and Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington
Materials used: almond flour (his favorite food was almond butter)
Monday Morning DS: Landa, you da real MVP.
Monday Morning DS: Matthews winning all the Sagan stages.
Monday Morning DS: EBH CAN WIN ON THE CHAMPS.
Monday Morning DS: Bardet - get yellow or die tryin.
Monday Morning DS: EBH getting laid tonight for the first time in six years.
Monday Morning DS: OJ's parole hearing was more interesting than this Tour.
Monday Morning DS: Greipel ROFL. Everyone is RIP and he still can't win. Surprised Froome didn't beat him.
Monday Morning DS: Alright, I'll call you Jane.
Monday Morning DS: Another one bites the dust; Froome can win just by not crashing out.
Monday Morning DS: I'm weak as fuck right now. Should change my name to Greipel.
Monday Morning DS: Fuck Kittel.
Monday Morning DS: ROFL Froome got Froome-d by Landa.
Monday Morning DS: Haimar Zebeldia is still racing???
Monday Morning DS: LOL EBH third, can't make this shit up.
The questionable advertising concepts I’ve recently come across that were apparently approved by a group of people.
1. Pocky Squeeze
I understand they’re trying to suggest that these Pocky snacks taste like freshly squeezed fruit juice, but these resemble ball sack sweat and, well, butt sex.
2. Takara Showroom Commercial
The premise here is that, like using too much shampoo, many homes use too much space in building out their bathrooms, both of which are wasteful. I suppose this is trying to show that Takara Standard, a manufacturer of system baths and kitchens, can use this space more effectively. Unfortunately, this commercial is best described by the words of a friend, who called it “jizz city.”
3. Zexy’s Online Matchmaking Site Logo
A group of people who are paid to brand things apparently decided that the image of a woman bending over would be a great logo for an online matchmaking service.
4. Tyrrell’s Potato Chips
Of all the places they could have photoshopped in a giant, red, phallic object, it had to be in this guy’s lap. At that angle.
5. Maro Hair Products Commercial
Just in case you were wondering how racially insensitive Japan is.
Another Tour, another year of collage postcards with quotes from the Monday Morning DS!
Monday morning DS: RIP Valverde.
Monday morning DS: Wish Kittel had slipped in the rain.
Monday morning DS: From almost-nut-smasher to stage winner.
Monday morning DS: (on Sagan's DQ) Who's gonna come in fourth in sprints now?
Monday morning DS: Froome wins another Tour.
Monday morning DS: Bouhanni is a dick.
Monday morning DS: Pre-Sagan replaced Sagan.