[For an awesome list of all the food-related lyrics ever written by the Beastie Boys, check out this post by The Food in My Beard.]
So what if I'm a ham and cheese on rye
I got to do my thing and that's no lie
[For an awesome list of all the food-related lyrics ever written by the Beastie Boys, check out this post by The Food in My Beard.]
So what if I'm a ham and cheese on rye
I got to do my thing and that's no lie
[Usually, being sick almost every day really sucks. But yesterday, being sick and unemployed meant I got to watch the New England Pats (and forever fantasy husband Julian Edelman) WIN THE SUPERBOWL. I haven't been this happy in years.]
As I shoot the gift, MCs stand stiff
While my rhymes stick to you like Skippy and Jif
Don't mess with the Ritz Bitz, Wheat Thins, Saltines, or Triscuits
Matzos or Cheez-Its
Catch sugar fits every time he sees a nice pair of
Chips Ahoy, double chocolate chunk
Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk
We eat fish, toss salads, and make rap ballads
I don't eat no meat, no dairy, no sweets
Only ripe vegetables, fresh fruit, and whole wheat
I'm from the old school, my household smell like soul food, bro
Curried falafel, barbecued tofu
[Wish I could have made this with donuts from Dilla's Delights!]
Song: Last Donut of the Night
Artist: J. Dilla
Materials used: donut crumbs