And if you are what you eat, they're feeding me dope

[Usually, being sick almost every day really sucks. But yesterday, being sick and unemployed meant I got to watch the New England Pats (and forever fantasy husband Julian Edelman) WIN THE SUPERBOWL. I haven't been this happy in years.]

As I shoot the gift, MCs stand stiff

While my rhymes stick to you like Skippy and Jif

Song: Set It Off

Artist: Big Daddy Kane

Materials used: Skippy peanut butter

Late night coolin' with my homies

[While Biggie's lyrics tend to read like a menu (champagne, T-bone steak, and buttercrunch cookies), 'Pac's songs are pretty sparse on the food front. This one saved me from trying to manipulate Hennessy on a plate.]

After smokin' stopped in Oakland 

Got some munchies for some soul food

So we stopped to get a bite to eat

At the local barbecue 

Song: Dopefiend's Diner

Artist: Tupac

Materials used: BBQ sauce