Dolph Lundgren is my spirit animal.
Subject: Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar Jensen in The Expendables
Materials used: Swedish fish
J.J. W(h)aaaaattttt
I heard this guy likes brunch.
Subject: Houston Texans defensive end J. J. Watt
Materials used: French toast, berry jam, and whipped cream
Health Warrior: Glover Quin
Another investor in Health Warrior, my new favorite chia bar company:
Subject: Detroit Lions starting safety Glover Quin
Materials used: chia seeds
And one more with Arian Foster...
One Brave Blossom: Ayumu Goromaru
Subject: Japanese national rugby team Brave Blossoms full back Ayumu Goromaru
Materials used: mentaiko (spicy cod roe)
Now, I know I'm pretty....
Inspired by this scene in a personal favorite...
Drexl: Sit down boy, grab yourself an egg roll. We got everything here from a diddley-eyed-Joe to damned-if-I-know.
Clarence: No thanks.
Drexl: No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full, is that it? Nah, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see, we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your white ass is coming from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherfucker's carrying on like he ain't got a care in the world...Who knows, maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin'; he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breastses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
Film: True Romance (1993)
Subject: Gary Oldman as Drexl Spivey
Materials used: spring roll crumbs
The Arian Foster Bow
Better late than never! The Arian Foster video I'd planned but hadn't been able to even start before my vacation: