No limits!
Subject: Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt
Materials used: toasted coconut
Ryan Petry >>> Ryan Gosling
I don't care if this makes me a cougar: Ryan Petry is fricking adorable.
Subject: pro mountain biker Ryan Petry
Materials used: toasted almond flour (inspired by his love of Barney Butter)
Epic Beard Men
Wishing I was headed to the UK for the multitude of Epic Beard Men shows this month!
Subjects: hip hop artists Sage Francis and B. Dolan
Materials used: dried cranberries
On to the Olympics!
Monday morning DS: What's that made out of? Kittel's tears?
Subject: pro cyclist Mark Cavendish
Materials used: digestive biscuits
Tour de France 2016: Stages 15-21
Stage 15:
Monday Morning DS: le Bore de France.
Stage 16:
Monday Morning DS: Someone remind Kristoff you're supposed to bike throw at the line, not after. Fucking noob.
Stage 17:
Monday Morning DS: Teejay should change his name to Levi.
Stage 18:
Monday Morning DS: I didn't even know Haimar Zubeldia was still racing.
Stage 19:
Monday Morning DS: Wout Poels the real MVP.
Stage 20:
Monday Morning DS: Fuck this Tour.
Stage 21:
Monday Morning DS: Kittel's poverty gear = three mechanicals LOL. #iamspecialized
Tour de France 2016: Stages 8-14
Stage 8:
Monday Morning DS: New respect for Froome for smacking the fuck out of that fat banana looking dude.
Stage 9:
Monday Morning DS: If Dan Martin ate Chris Froome, he'd still be skinnier than Sagan.
Stage 10:
Monday Morning DS: Sagan gonna Sagan.
Stage 11:
Monday Morning DS: "Shit happens, at least I didn't get beaten, that's the positive we can take home." That's a real Cav quote from today. Translation, "bro, at least I didn't lose."
Stage 12:
Monday Morning DS: Sidi gonna start making running shoes now.
Stage 13:
Monday Morning DS: Cancellara lost to Quintana. Def time to hang it up.
Stage 14:
Monday Morning DS: Kittel, that fat fuck.